I came home last night to find this note stuck to my front door.
I don't know whose heart you broke, but clearly you have messed with the wrong girl. Judging from her skill at executing a scathing leafleting campaign, you're going to feel pretty silly when you're sitting there, lonely in your trailer eating Fritos and watching Pokemon reruns while she's the President of the United States. I don't say this to condemn you Gavyn, I just want you to know that when that day comes...I called it!
Sincerely,
Your Neighbor

Hopefully this will prevent Gavyn from "braking" anymore hearts. There is nothing worse than a stopped heart.
ReplyDeleteThat is so great!! So laughing...
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome! It's good that she is learning to recognize a heart BRAKER at her age and is putting her foot down! No guy will walk on her. =)
ReplyDeleteEgg-sellent!!
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